roachpatrol:

it is very important to remember that this is jane crocker’s ideal man

(via kwontent)

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

(via laughbitches)

louisharrystylinson:

louisharrystylinson:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER

image

see the ball

feel the ball

be the ball

(via heart)

louisharrystylinson:

louisharrystylinson:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER

image

see the ball

feel the ball

be the ball

(via heart)

dionnelips:
“ When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.
”

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

(via britishpike)

Do you ever watch a music video ad it completely ruins the song for you?

sexymarauders:

this looks like the beginning of a trailer for a bad road trip movie

(via jazeth)

ronaldkn0x:

this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”

(via greed)

(via lolzpicx)

Have no fear fellow citizens

Have no fear fellow citizens